✦ Our promise

Ask us anything.

Real people who use what we sell and are happy to help. No question too awkward, no question too specific. Email, text, or DM and we will get back to you fast during business hours.

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Real humans

Our team uses lingerie and toys ourselves. No outsourced call center, no canned scripts, just people who actually know the products and are happy to talk about them.

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No judgment, ever

Product questions, compatibility, sizing, materials, first-time buyer guidance. We have heard it all and we are never squeamish or embarrassed.

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Fast on business days

Most messages get a response within a few hours when we are in the office. Monday through Friday, 10am to 4pm Central.

What you can ask

Anything, really.

Product recommendations, sizing questions, material concerns, compatibility, first-time buyer help. Whether your question is straightforward or a bit awkward, we are here for it. We have heard it all.

What we won't do

Make you feel weird.

No judgment, no awkwardness on our end, no canned scripts. We use what we sell, so we know how to talk about it. Ask in plain language and you will get plain language back.

Office hours

Honest about when we are here.

Days Mon to Fri
Hours 10am to 4pm
Time zone Central

Closed on major US holidays

We are a small team. Messages come in faster than we can respond outside of business hours, so we set realistic expectations. Your message goes in the queue and gets a response when we are back at our desks.

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Frequently asked.

How fast will I get a response?
During business hours we usually respond within a few hours, often faster. Outside of business hours, your message goes in the queue and we will reply when we are back at our desks. We work Monday through Friday, 10am to 4pm Central.
What hours is support available?
Monday through Friday, 10am to 4pm Central. We are closed on major US holidays. You can message us anytime through any of our channels and we will pick it up when we are back in the office.
Can I call instead of text?
Our support number is text-first. The line accepts calls but texting gets you a faster response. If you really need to talk on the phone, send a text first to set up a call and we can do that.
Are messages read by a real person?
Yes. There is no chatbot, no outsourced call center. Messages are read and answered by the same small team that runs the rest of the shop. We use the products we sell so we actually know what we are talking about.
What kinds of questions can I ask?
Anything. Product recommendations, sizing and fit, material questions for sensitivities or allergies, compatibility between items, first-time buyer guidance, order status, returns, or anything else. If we cannot answer something, we will say so and point you in the right direction.
Will my support conversation be private?
Yes. Anything you share with us stays between us. Your messages, your order history, your questions, all of it. We do not share customer details outside of what is needed to fulfill your order.
Can I get help choosing a product?
Absolutely. This is one of our favorite things to help with. Tell us what you are looking for, what you have tried before, what you liked or did not, and we will give you honest recommendations from people who use what we sell.
What if I have a question I am too embarrassed to ask?
Ask it anyway. We have heard every question you can think of and a few you probably cannot. There is no awkward question on this side of the inbox. If something is easier to text than email, that works too.
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Got a question?

Pick whichever channel feels easiest. We will get back to you fast on business days and as soon as we can otherwise.

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